- ”WHAT AN UGLY CHILD.” Many Babies tend to look like Gollum or Njenga Karume. But all parents believe they are gazing upon the countenance of Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa, and lifelong enmity is the price of saying otherwise.
2. “YOU SURE YOU NEED SECONDS, DARLING?” Are you sure you don’t need sex, like for the remainder of this decade?
3. “ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?” Ok, it is irritating that she thinks that leg of chicken is too rare and bloody to eat, or that it has been kaushwad sanaby that frier at Kenchic. But not taking food from each other’s plates is one of the dwindling number of things that distinguish us from the animals. DWINDLING.
4.“YEP, I’D TAP THAT”. Say it out loud. How do you think you sound? Like Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe on a night out in Paris,or like a…
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